And The Oscar Goes To… Anyone Who Didn’t Get Hurt This Weekend
Geez, open the triage, we might not have any beds open in our Fantasy Basketball Infirmary after this weekend! Way to sully the excitement of players debuting on new teams... I guess an injury that...
View ArticleFive Poppycockers Games = A Henhouse!
So the Daily Notes usually focuses on a short-term look at the past (i.e. the games yesterday!), but we're going to do something a little different today in the open. With week 20 abreast (so...
View ArticleFantasy Basketball Infirmary: 2015-16 Season Outlook
As the regular season comes to an end, we’re going to take a look at injuries heading into next season. Even if you’re not playing in a keeper or dynasty league, it’s never too early to begin to think...
View ArticleWay Too Early Rankings, Top 50 For 2015-16 Fantasy Basketball
The nitty gritty! Oh man, ranking an early Top 50 before the draft and free agency is a bigger fool's errand than hiring the Clippers a FT coach. Especially since DeAndre Jordan might go to the Mavs!...
View ArticleSummer League Special!
Summer is here! And what else do you think about during summer than campy dancing shark mascots? Or Sharks trying to dance campy? Or campy shark movies!? "Tequila's on you guys, and I'm super...
View ArticleTop 50 For 2015-16 Fantasy Basketball
Mid-rounds - when it starts getting tricky! And when personal biases and a soft spot for Latin Lovers can creep into your thoughts and dreams! You don't have to look far to see that I covet upside...
View ArticleFinally, Some 8-Cat Info
Stromile Swift here; I will hopefully be bringing you some weekly 8-cat information to Razzball this season. The below article relates to 8-cat Roto leagues - I've always played 8-cat leagues and...
View ArticleAdam’s RCL League Recap! (Early Draft)
The NBA fantasy draft season is upon us! With plenty of terrible early projections going on, early drafts are always fun. This is basically going to be a recap of my first RCL draft of the season,...
View ArticleMinutes Men
You aren’t going to find too many elite fantasy basketball assets sitting on an NBA bench. You’re going to find them on a 50’ wide by 94’ long stretch of hardwood, running their shoes tread-bare....
View ArticleIt’s. The. Return.
Yeah. It goes like this right here. It's the return of the writings of Slim! That reminds of an Outkast song, and that song reminds me of 1998. If you don't remember it was the year we learned there...
View ArticleThe Bold & The Predictable: 30 Gut Calls For 2015
Pearls don't lie on the seashore. If you want one, you must dive for it. (Yep, I just dropped a Chinese proverb, so y'all know this article is about to go next level...) I've always found it fun to...
View Article180 Degree Turner
Look, I'm only human. I have urges. I can't help the way my brain chemistry works. I try my best to fight it, to stay logical, to be sure and stay wrapped up... But I can get caught in the rookie...
View ArticleGame, Blouses
After making history this weekend with arguably the best Halloween costume from an NBA player of all time, LeBron James made his way into the NBA record books becoming the youngest player to score...
View ArticleThe Knicks Have Improved… Sort Of
What’s up Razzballers? Peter Kap here for your daily recap. I’ll be handling the Wednesday night recaps this season. I’ll try to be as funny and interesting as JB, but he’s got big shoes to fill....
View ArticleDas Bank Is Open: Vintage Dirk
Maybe he didn’t call glass on his clutch three with 1:05 left in the 4th, but when you’re Dirk Nowitzki, a future hall of famer, who cares? I know fantasy owners don’t care whether it was a swish or a...
View ArticleCenters Of Attention
How do you decide who is most deserving of the lead between these two stellar performances?: Player A - 25 points, 18 rebounds, 3 steals, 1 block, 10-15 FGs Player B - 22 points, 14 rebounds, 10...
View ArticleBUY/SELL: Lean And Mean For The Holidays
L-Tryptophan. It is the amino acid that is reported to make you tired when you eat it, as this is the amino acid that is the basis for a lot of the brain chemicals that make a person tired. You hear...
View ArticleGiving Thanks To Who?
Man, is it really Thanksgiving Day again? Seems like yesterday that I was thanking that the Wizards were a playoff team.... Paul Pierce is gone and now we got Kris Humphries and Jared Dudley thinking...
View Article#OccupyTripleDoubles! …and the 7 Ahead
Welcome back from Thanksgiving! I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday, with leftovers still to spare to get you through a full work-week back. I even bought a few extra boxes of stuffing since that...
View ArticleThe Kobe Bryant Farewell Tour
The Kobe Bryant farewell tour has already begun. After announcing that he would be retiring this past weekend, teams will start giving him the Derek Jeter treatment as fans and teams say goodbye to the...
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