Jimmy Butler Trying To Be MJ In Scottie Pippen’s Body
So I'm not a basketball historian, and I'm still a young pup. I barely remember the Bulls glory years - I was in elementary school when they won titles 4-6 (yikes, aging the crap outta myself), but I...
View ArticleThere’s No More Justise In The World
A lot of people were mad at 2016. Thought it was a year without morality. Without decency. Without justice... So I'm watching the Thunder/Hornets last night, and in the 3rd quarter, Dell Curry is like,...
View ArticleRose MIA
Well, it's New York, and it's Derrick Rose. Mo' drama! After attending shootaround and everything seeming about status quo, Rose just flat out didn't show up for last night's game against the Pelicans....
View ArticleDapper Dan Turning Into Alpha Dan!
So my lead on Tuesday morning about Derrick Rose disappearing on his team (Gone Girl 2 - Gone Rose!) I thought would be a pretty bad low point for the Poppycockers. But I dunno, I think they may have...
View ArticleDennis Schroder Just Needed A Nice, Swift Kick In The Poppycock
Ya know, playing a typical "bad" team can help cure all ills, but then there's playing a New York team that goes full Poppycock... To kick off MLK day, the Knicks continued their epic collapse, by...
View ArticleRudy, Say It Ain’t True-dy
Uggghhhhhhh. I hate when the intro has to be about a bad injury, but alas, tis what tits with fantasy sports. After playing pretty well against the Pacers last night (21/4/0/2/1 in 28 minutes), Rudy...
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Stay Me7o My Friends
The Knickerbockers continue to stink it up, with a heartbreaking loss to Wizards. Melo put up an incredible 25 points in the second quarter, but only managed to finish the game with 34. The Knicks...
View ArticleUpper Dekker
It's almost baseball season, so let's start pulling in the puns! I just wanted to be sure everyone knew that I was going for that use-case of the title, not what you'd find in urban dictionary... Who...
View ArticleThe NBA Title Is Just Going To Have To Waiters A Little Longer
Damn, what a game in Miami! There's a sentence I wouldn't have thought I'd say in 2017... Dion Waiters playing like an absolute boss and is 100% must own! Ditto... Capping off an unbelievable game for...
View ArticleZuBlock Mania!
Oh man, what a fun day this is for Razzball Basketball! Let's start with our big announcement we're making later today - I've teased it a few times, but it's coming this afternoon! We've got a special...
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Killing LeVert With Patrick …And The 7 Ahead, Week 15
Is it done with that much sass? Probably not. But man, talk about taking the long road to success, and not even getting rewarded for it. The Nets are a clustereff, as we all know, but there are some...
View ArticleC.J. McCollum Epicly Burns Chandler Parsons, Me
Some fun drama in the NBA this weekend! And not the kind about the Poppycockers being a super trainwreck... More fun shade being thrown than that! While beating the Grizzlies 112-109 Friday night, the...
View ArticleLowry Lifts Raptors To Victory
Down at halftime and without fellow All-Star DeMar DeRozan, Kyle Lowry took over in the 2nd half, carrying the Raptors to an overtime victory against the Pelicans. He hit a big time step back jumper...
View ArticleLeBron Runs The NBA, On And Off The Court
No Super Bowl hangover in the NBA, that's for sure! A full helping of action with 11 games on the slate, starting with a phenomenal national game on TNT to kick off the next 2 months, where there's...
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Pre-Trade Deadline Primer …And The 7 Ahead, Week 18
The headline should serve as a warning: one of the most exciting days of the entire NBA season is fast approaching, and the results of said day could make every bit of what I'm about to write a moot...
View ArticleThe Other J Crawford Returns To The NBA To Confuse Us
JB be California dreamin'! Sorry for the later notes today, as I wrap up my West Coast trip and head for sunny Florida tomorrow. I'm so discombobulated with my jet lag and California culture, I...
View ArticleTriple Doubles And A Near 5×5
It was the night of the triple-double. Perennial MVP candidates, Russell Westbrook and LeBron James, each notched a triple-double to lead their teams to victory. Westbrook added 25 points, 19 assists,...
View ArticleDevin Booker Scores A Retired Person’s Age For Phoenix
Ah, the fountain of youth. Something Arizona certainly doesn't have! The retirement haven of America - just ask Tyson Chandler - oddly boasts the most ridiculously young team. Last Thursday, they had a...
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Brow Still Keeping You Unified For A Title
Your left eyebrow is connected to the... right eyebrow! Damn, teams who took the plunge and drafted Anthony Davis are getting rewarded for their brazenness, that's for sure! My only RCL team left...
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BIG featuring Arvydas and Domantas Sabonis
Domantas Sabonis had a tough rookie season. He averaged 5.9 points, 3.6 rebounds, 1 assist, 0.5 steals, and 0.4 blocks in 20.1 minutes per game. The NBA was a lot different than playing the Santa...
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