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Run The Numbers: Build a Dynasty
I love music. Fortunately, my young daughter does, too. We started her early on all sorts of stuff, but she eventually started requesting almost exclusively "girl songs." So, I started combing through...
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Dennis Menaces the Cavs
Dennis Schroder scored 28 points, grabbed three boards, and dished out nine dimes to lead the Hawks to a 117-115 victory over the Cavaliers. He did turn the ball over six times and did not accumulate...
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2017-18 RCL Basketball Update: Week 3
"If you have everything under control, you're not moving fast enough." (Mario Andretti) We're now in Week Four, but the speed of the events has been surprisingly rapid. Without counting injuries, this...
View ArticleIt’s Holiday Season
This is a crazy time of year. Halloween just ended and now we prepare for Thanksgiving, which basically means that Christmas is almost here, which signifies the end of the year, but also means new...
View ArticleEB Adds Some Extra Bang for Your Bucks
A new era has dawned in Milwaukee. The Eric Bledsoe era! Hopefully, this malcontent doesn’t foul up Giannis’ MVP caliber season. Only time will tell, but from the looks of last night, he seems to be...
View ArticleHouston is Making Beautiful A Capela Music
A capella music is singing without instrumental accompaniment. According to choraldirectormag.com, here's what's needed to create an a capella group: soloist, great bass, original music, time together,...
View ArticleNBA Player Rater: Week 4 and Year To Date
The Player Rater is a tool to evaluate the performance of a player with only one number. This is not a perfect tool and will not guarantee victory in fantasy, but this is useful to help improve and...
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The Dragic on Waiters Island Brings the Heat
The Celtics' impressive 16-game winning streak is now over. Is it a coincidence that 16 is half of 32, which is the number of games that the '71 Lakers won in a row? I do not believe in coincidences,...
View ArticleAny Given Saturday: Dirk Nukem Forever
Hey y'all. We're back again, like we never left, with another Saturday Special. Today we're kicking it off with none other than the Tall Baller From the G himself, Dirk Nowitzki. He had a nice little...
View ArticleNBA Player Rater: Week 6
The Player Rater is a tool to evaluate the performance of a player using a single number. This is not a perfect tool and will not guarantee victory in fantasy, but is useful to help improve and...
View ArticleNikola Vucevic Loves The Big Apple
We all have “our” places. The doughnuts taste better at Primo’s, so I’ll always go there instead of Winchell’s. The barber at the place down the street knew when to talk and when to just chill. Plus,...
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The Incredible Russ Messed Around Last Night
Off the court, Russell Westbrook is a goofy, fun-loving guy. He jokes around and dons himself with whimsical articles of clothing. Get him to the arena, though, and he transforms into a raging,...
View ArticleBrandon Ingram Jiggled the Jello in Philly
It’s been a rough stretch for Lakers fans. The team is 8-15 to start this season and had win totals of 26, 17, 21, and 27 from 2013-2016. Prior to that, though, there was a Golden Age of epic...
View ArticleAny Given Saturday: Champagne Ilyasova
Good morrow to thee, neighbours! It was a fun night for hoops, especially if you’re a fan of mediocre basketball teams! The Atlanta Hawks scraped by the previously decent Orlando Magic and what a...
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Trust the King
What do Lance Armstrong and the Los Angeles Lakers have in common? They both only have one ball. Once you finish laughing, check out everything else I saw happen around the NBA yesterday:
View ArticleAny Given Saturday: Truly, Madly, Beasley
Top o’ the morning, Razzballers. It was a battle of the past versus future down in the Garden last night, with the Knicks besting the Thunder. Unfortunately, Kristaps Porzingis sat with a knee injury....
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The Clint Capela Climax
In my younger days, I used to run with a pretty deep crew. Most of them were older and more experienced than me. Most were better looking and had more charisma then me. Emphasis on most. Not being the...
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It’s All Kuuuuuuz Baby Bay-Bee
When watching Kyle Kuzma play basketball, all I can think about is the Notorious B.I.G. One of my favorite songs is Juicy. Many in the NBA thought Kuzma wouldn't amount to nothin'. Now he's in the...
View ArticleHarden Makes It Look Easy
What a night for the Bearded One, and its not even Christmas yet! 6-51-4-8-3-0-8. Back-to-back 50-burgers, both coming in losses. The last guy to do that was Wilt Chamberlain. He's probably the...
View ArticleAny Given Saturday: A Victor is Worth a Thousand Words
Good morning, and welcome back to another edition of Any Given Saturday. A huge slate of games last night, but the most impressive performance of them all came from The Rocky Horror Victor Show...
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